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(1 Cent): You Got Somethin' Riiiiight There ...
You know what really chaps my cheeks? "Average" people who wear those hand-less earpiece phones (the ones that look like a mini canoe dangling from your ear hole).
I remember back in the day I had a peeve of people wearing their cell phone on the side of their built like they're a cop or something ... but this is a newer phenomenon because it is a newer technology.
Honestly, though. I can see the necessity of it for some people (i.e., people at work using both their hands for other "tasks", people driving, people with no hands) but to just wear one -- or even have one -- because you think it looks cool or because you're lazy is a bit of an eyesore, not to mention making you a walking billboard, advertising that you're "in desperate need of attention."
Again, in certain situations, it's fine ... when you're trying to play basketball, doing hardcore manual labor or in someone else's house as company, take it out of your ear or I will shove it up your ....
(2 Cent): Lick My Peep
In the spirit of the Easter holiday, I'll write another little peeve of mine that's an annual occasion. They're small, colored and are mostly harmless (unless you eat them). No, not Mexican immigrants. I'm talking about Peeps.
You know those little Peeps, which come in a bunny blob or deformed ducky. Who's anyone foolin'? It's just a freakin' marshmallow covered in dye and Caribbean sugar. Why not go all out, Peeps makers? Why not make Halloween Peeps or Christmas Peeps? Who says people like to just suffer once a year?
Peeps are a peeve of mine because they don't taste good, they don't even aesthetically look appetizing and they keep making them every year because they sell for some reason. Spectacular. I will now go shove about 273 of them down my throat at once in hopes that I pass out from a lack of oxygen and awaken to a world that I can come up with a gross tasting snack that makes me rich. Peep this.
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On the other side of the spectrum, the most fantastic candy ever invented is the Cadbury Creme Egg, with its soft fondant center that even has Willy Wanka saying, "Dag, that's some good ish!" Best. Candy. Ever.
(1/2 Cent): Random Thoughts (Part 3 ... or 4? Or 2?)
-- Akon's newest single "Don't Matter" sounds like the song that usually plays at the end of a movie during the credits ... kinda like after someone gets married or something ... it's really weird for me, because I didn't have it ranked that high when I did the review for his CD, but after hearing it so much, it grew on me and ranks above "tolerable" but lower than "good."
-- I was thinking, after the last thought, that I should go through all my CD reviews and look at "My Fav Five" (which, by the way, was before T-Mobile's little gimmick, so don't think I was all copying them ... go 'head, look it up) and see all the songs that made it to the radio ... such as Diddy's "Last Night" featuring Keysha Cole ... but then decided that'd be a lot of work ... so I'll do it later.
-- I almost broke one of my own pet peeve rules of not asking out girls at the gym ... but stood strong ... but truth be told, if I see her again, it's going down (yes, I'm a walking contradiction).
-- I absolutely am diggin' R.Kelly's newest single "I'm A Flirt (Remix)" featuring T.I. and T-Pain.
-- I did some archery the other day for the first time in my life ... not as easy as it looks ... but I'm pretty good at it ... just ask R.B. about it ... who hit a clutch bullseye? Yeah, me.
-- If anyone knows any 'get rich quick' schemes that don't involve drug distribution, mailing envelopes or prostitution, then let me know.
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I am currently in the limbo of maybe being employed by another company ... if that goes down, then my all-day Internet access will come to a screeching halt, as would the bi-weekly columns. I'll let you know what's up. I'd still try to do them when I could, but the columns would be random (the days they would be done).
Have a great Easter weekend ... eat TONS of Cadbury eggs (and burn those Peeps).
HCP
You know what really chaps my cheeks? "Average" people who wear those hand-less earpiece phones (the ones that look like a mini canoe dangling from your ear hole).
I remember back in the day I had a peeve of people wearing their cell phone on the side of their built like they're a cop or something ... but this is a newer phenomenon because it is a newer technology.
Honestly, though. I can see the necessity of it for some people (i.e., people at work using both their hands for other "tasks", people driving, people with no hands) but to just wear one -- or even have one -- because you think it looks cool or because you're lazy is a bit of an eyesore, not to mention making you a walking billboard, advertising that you're "in desperate need of attention."
Again, in certain situations, it's fine ... when you're trying to play basketball, doing hardcore manual labor or in someone else's house as company, take it out of your ear or I will shove it up your ....
(2 Cent): Lick My Peep
In the spirit of the Easter holiday, I'll write another little peeve of mine that's an annual occasion. They're small, colored and are mostly harmless (unless you eat them). No, not Mexican immigrants. I'm talking about Peeps.
You know those little Peeps, which come in a bunny blob or deformed ducky. Who's anyone foolin'? It's just a freakin' marshmallow covered in dye and Caribbean sugar. Why not go all out, Peeps makers? Why not make Halloween Peeps or Christmas Peeps? Who says people like to just suffer once a year?
Peeps are a peeve of mine because they don't taste good, they don't even aesthetically look appetizing and they keep making them every year because they sell for some reason. Spectacular. I will now go shove about 273 of them down my throat at once in hopes that I pass out from a lack of oxygen and awaken to a world that I can come up with a gross tasting snack that makes me rich. Peep this.
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On the other side of the spectrum, the most fantastic candy ever invented is the Cadbury Creme Egg, with its soft fondant center that even has Willy Wanka saying, "Dag, that's some good ish!" Best. Candy. Ever.
(1/2 Cent): Random Thoughts (Part 3 ... or 4? Or 2?)
-- Akon's newest single "Don't Matter" sounds like the song that usually plays at the end of a movie during the credits ... kinda like after someone gets married or something ... it's really weird for me, because I didn't have it ranked that high when I did the review for his CD, but after hearing it so much, it grew on me and ranks above "tolerable" but lower than "good."
-- I was thinking, after the last thought, that I should go through all my CD reviews and look at "My Fav Five" (which, by the way, was before T-Mobile's little gimmick, so don't think I was all copying them ... go 'head, look it up) and see all the songs that made it to the radio ... such as Diddy's "Last Night" featuring Keysha Cole ... but then decided that'd be a lot of work ... so I'll do it later.
-- I almost broke one of my own pet peeve rules of not asking out girls at the gym ... but stood strong ... but truth be told, if I see her again, it's going down (yes, I'm a walking contradiction).
-- I absolutely am diggin' R.Kelly's newest single "I'm A Flirt (Remix)" featuring T.I. and T-Pain.
-- I did some archery the other day for the first time in my life ... not as easy as it looks ... but I'm pretty good at it ... just ask R.B. about it ... who hit a clutch bullseye? Yeah, me.
-- If anyone knows any 'get rich quick' schemes that don't involve drug distribution, mailing envelopes or prostitution, then let me know.
-----------------
I am currently in the limbo of maybe being employed by another company ... if that goes down, then my all-day Internet access will come to a screeching halt, as would the bi-weekly columns. I'll let you know what's up. I'd still try to do them when I could, but the columns would be random (the days they would be done).
Have a great Easter weekend ... eat TONS of Cadbury eggs (and burn those Peeps).
HCP
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